Angry marines warhammer 40k
They are sometimes disparagingly referred to as "Tourettes Marines" when FUCKING RETARDS are unable to differentiate between seething anger and lol random cursing. They also think that pistols are for faggots who can't hit a dam, and so these marines rarely go into battle with the traditional bolt pistol+close combat weapon combo.Įven when not in combat, the Angry Marines are so goddamn angry that their attempts to communicate sound like they are directed by Quentin Tarantino. These vestidos da moda items are detailed in Codex: ANGRY MARINES. They are also the only Space Marine legion to possess a Titan Legion, which is fully composed of Angry titans. This includes dual power fists, power feet, power bats, power wrenches, and even the Predator Angrinator, a modified version of the Predator Whirlwind artillery tank that fires the Angry Marines themselves directly into the enemy ranks. The Angry Marines employ a variety of weapons notably different to the standard Space Marine arsenal. There is even a Codex: ANGRY MARINES detailing the special rules required to adequately represent their rage. Due to this, Angry Marines tend to have low BS (by low, we mean Ork boy low), but have terrifically high WS/S/I, that anyone getting into CQC would figuratively, and very possibly literally, shit brix.
Angry Marine tactics focus on getting into melee as quickly as possible, and proceeding to bust open several crates of FUCK YOU in the various directions of the Imperium's enemies. They are angry for the Emprah and skittles. The Angry Marines are a popular homebrew Chapter of Space Marines, and by far the most famous homebrew to gain fame outside the realm of 40K. What would happen if fanboys could somehow form their own chapter of Space Marines and express how they (justifiably) feel towards those parts of the canon that are utter shit? ANGRY MARINES! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME! SCREAM IT YOU COCKSUCKING ULTRAMARINE LOVING COCKBITE!